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i am simply too famished to move

i would have messaged anders but he probably hasn't seen a nice cock in years. and here i thought you'd know what to look for even in the worse of places.

oh now that's mean, Isabela.

are you asking me for a list?

well i was talking about the actual animal and how anders spent months on the run as well as being with the wardens so i'm positive he knew how to find food but years doing that cushy job at his underground clinic had probably made him forgot how...

but if you want to give me a list of who here has a nice penis i'm perfectly all right with that.

if by 'cushy' you mean 'starving and having no food unless people donate money and then he still uses it on bandages and other things, so Hawke has to sometimes bring his food and even then he'll give it away', then yes. his job was quite cushy.

and I wouldn't know anything about good stock around here, sorry

[her lame life, bela]

like i said. cushy job.

[SHE'S BEING A TIT news at 11]

wow that is sadly disappointing hawke colour me the colour of disappointment.

unless you've only been sampling the pies here if so give me that list.

right.

[the next part is delayed by several minutes.]

I haven't been sampling anything from anyone

you know for a great big hero you lead a very boring culinary life.

or lack thereof.

[MINUTES LATER]

though i suppose it is nice to hear that your sex life is still awful as well ah the comforts of the old days.

I have bigger worries on my mind than my lack of bed partners

you know

like surviving

you could easily do both.

maker knows i somehow manage it.

I spend the majority of my days corralling my companions and making every effort to keep them from killing each other

mostly because it's been me, Fenris, and Anders for some time